{"id":987,"date":"2017-11-28T00:00:55","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T00:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gonzalosantos.com.ar\/?p=987"},"modified":"2018-03-27T18:05:44","modified_gmt":"2018-03-27T18:05:44","slug":"un-mes-con-muletas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gsantos.com.ar\/en\/blog\/un-mes-con-muletas\/","title":{"rendered":"One month on crutches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/web.facebook.com\/plugins\/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fweb.facebook.com%2Fgonzalo.santos%2Fvideos%2F10155898992384803%2F&#038;show_text=0&#038;width=560\" width=\"560\" height=\"500\" style=\"border:none;overflow:hidden\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowtransparency=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You want to work your arms but you forgot the necessary will somewhere?<br \/>\nWould you like to have the discipline of training your triceps every day for a month without exception?<br \/>\nDo you feel that having two hands available to grab objects is a bourgeois luxury that you want to give up for a while?<\/p>\n<p>Do not hesitate more weak \/ lazy! 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